Me On My Period

• Fuck this shit
• I wish I had a penis.
• Food food food food
• Why am I alive?
• I hate you!
• How does my body fucking contain this much blood
• Leave me alone!
• Please don’t leave me. I love you.
• I am going to have sex change
• When is menopause coming
• I just want to sleep.
• When you cough, Niagara Falls falls out. When you sneeze, Niagara Falls. When you giggle, NIAGARA FALLS.  When you bend over to pick something up, NIAGARA FUCKING FALLS. When you sneeze? You guessed it! NIAGARA. FALLS. 
• I want chocolate.
• LET MY MOODSWINGS BEGIN. Dun dun dun
• Why couldn’t we have nose bleeds instead of our vaginas bleeding every month
• If someone could remove my ovaries/womb right now I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!
• I WANT TO TAKE EVERYTHING I SEE, COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE, AND EAT IT. OMG
• You’re annoying!
• You’re noisy!!! 
• Why is it so quiet????
• Fooooooooooooood
• Vampires should be pads.
• Sex?
• I need someone inside of me
• I want my boyfriend!
• cuddle would be nice.
• why can’t someone just cuddle, make out, watch movies, and eat food with me?
• But my back is making me feel like I’m 80.
• I have to— OH MY GOD THE CRAMPS
• But— OW OW OWFUCKFUCKOW.
• But my— WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE MEEEE.
• But that puppy looks so cute.